You know what’s awesome?
Showing up to a wedding and your bride hands you two goodie bags full of water, Odwalla bars, turkey jerky, mints, chocolate, trail mix and cigarettes.
And then turns around and hands you an iced venti unsweetened coffee. With cream.
And then proceeds to dance their ass off, not only at their reception, but just throughout the entire damn day.
Sara and Chris:
(Sorry no Segway tour this time)